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Mark Twain Quotes

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside Picture Quote #1

Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... Didn't miss the boat Picture Quote #1

In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has Picture Quote #1

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them Picture Quote #1

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed Picture Quote #1

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven Picture Quote #1

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To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble Picture Quote #1

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself Picture Quote #1

Nature makes the locust with an appetite for crops; man would have made him with an appetite for sand Picture Quote #1

Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars Picture Quote #1

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him Picture Quote #1

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There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact Picture Quote #1

Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it Picture Quote #1

Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it Picture Quote #1

Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child’s loss of a doll and a king’s loss of a crown are events of the same size Picture Quote #1

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right Picture Quote #1

Gratitude is a debt which usually goes on accumulating like blackmail; the more you pay, the more is exacted Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it Picture Quote #1

I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead Picture Quote #1

A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on Picture Quote #1

Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest Picture Quote #1

If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear Picture Quote #1

It will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather together the details, and thus learn and know the whole extent of the loss Picture Quote #1

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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds Picture Quote #1

There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor Picture Quote #1

A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors Picture Quote #1

The citizen who sees his society’s democratic clothes being worn out and does not cry it out, is not a patriot, but a traitor Picture Quote #1

When someone dies, it is like when your house burns down; it isn’t for years that you realize the full extent of your loss Picture Quote #1

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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside (Mark Twain Quotes) Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... Didn't miss the boat (Mark Twain Quotes) In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has (Mark Twain Quotes) I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them (Mark Twain Quotes) Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed (Mark Twain Quotes) The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven (Mark Twain Quotes) To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble (Mark Twain Quotes) Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself (Mark Twain Quotes) Nature makes the locust with an appetite for crops; man would have made him with an appetite for sand (Mark Twain Quotes) Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point (Mark Twain Quotes) I wasn’t worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars (Mark Twain Quotes) I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him (Mark Twain Quotes) There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact (Mark Twain Quotes) Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it (Mark Twain Quotes) Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it (Mark Twain Quotes) Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child’s loss of a doll and a king’s loss of a crown are events of the same size (Mark Twain Quotes) The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right (Mark Twain Quotes) Gratitude is a debt which usually goes on accumulating like blackmail; the more you pay, the more is exacted (Mark Twain Quotes) Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it (Mark Twain Quotes) I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead (Mark Twain Quotes) A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on (Mark Twain Quotes) Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest (Mark Twain Quotes) If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear (Mark Twain Quotes) It will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather together the details, and thus learn and know the whole extent of the loss (Mark Twain Quotes) The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds (Mark Twain Quotes) There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor (Mark Twain Quotes) A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors (Mark Twain Quotes) The citizen who sees his society’s democratic clothes being worn out and does not cry it out, is not a patriot, but a traitor (Mark Twain Quotes) When someone dies, it is like when your house burns down; it isn’t for years that you realize the full extent of your loss (Mark Twain Quotes)

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